Too much good stuff, so little time.

First, this…

I’ll give a tenner to anyone who pushes the fire alarm in the Ecuadorian embassy. #Assange

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) August 21, 2012

Classic. But Guido reports…

Blogger and campaigner Mark Wallace is offering a generous reward for a brave upholder of the British justice system to set off the Ecuadorian embassy fire alarm and flush out Julian Assange.

The great and the good on Twitter have chipped in, and as we go to pixel the total stands at over £6,500.

And then there’s this from @westendproducer:

Gold. What else have you got?