Well, what would He look like? According to Colleen Carroll Campbell, “He has a habit of endorsing what we wanted to do anyway, especially when it comes to sex”. Ultimately you're left with…

a sort of human Hallmark card in Birkenstocks

Spot on, methinks.

FWIW, I find the response of the school in the article to be flawed – far better to accept the enrolment of the children on the condition that the parents accept the ethical/moral stance of the education provider.