Breakfasts: 1, number of walks to next door food court to get coffee: 1, number of coffee grinders needed: 1.
Have decided to write journal in style of “Bridget Jones Diary”. Will be v witty and result in many people reading and recommending and finally getting reviewed by nasty “pick on one livejournal person a day” bloke.
Shall not write anything about Indians so as not to fall into trap of other.
Have booked flight tickets to India today and so cannot avoid talking about Indians. Resolve not to eat in restaurants in Delhi and therefore avoid possibility of trouble.
Am amazed at how talented self is, Even Bridget couldn’t get on the web.