lovely little story on the BBC website about a man who was chucked off a flight from England to the Canaries onto some isolated little island.
Nothing too bizarre about that, you may think. Except that this line made me double-take:
Despite repeated attempts by Monarch Scheduled staff to calm the individual, the passenger’s behaviour did not improve and the decision was taken to divert to Porto Santo. “The action was taken in the interests of all the passengers. That sort of behaviour is not acceptable”.
That sort of behaviour is not acceptable!
And you will stay on that island until you properly apologise to the crew and passengers!
he had a warning, now he’s on the naughty-island.